Boulder Jumper Gifts

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Teach Love

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Wipe Your Feet

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

Mountain climber error.

Early Interior Designers.

Finish line.

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Rain.

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"At least see who the author is."

Bra falling from the sky.

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Monday Hurdle