Boulder Pusher Gifts

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Depressing Company Departments.

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."