Performance Pusher Gifts

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Touring Cyclist

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

The Boss.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Bicycle Sidecar.

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'