Limit Pushers Gifts

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Depressing Company Departments.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.