Burrow Enthusiasts Pillows

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

The Latest in Wheelburros

Safe harbour

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

The Water Diviner

When moles dream...

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Cornrows

'Oops, sorry...'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

A Sweeping Reform.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.

Belching plant

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.