Bronze Buff Gifts

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Be creative...!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Home maintenance

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

The Bronze Age of Television

Planner at work.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Royal Mint Update - we have found missing gold and seem to have twice as much as before!

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"The foghorn is broken."

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Wild Window Washers

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

A stone age tire swing