Bronze Buff Gifts

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Be creative...!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Home maintenance

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Planner at work.

The Bronze Age of Television

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

A cocktail in a tuba

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Royal Mint Update - we have found missing gold and seem to have twice as much as before!

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Wild Window Washers

"The foghorn is broken."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Art Gallery