Magnetism Buff Gifts

A rare, and horrifying case, of true animal magnetism.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

X-ray Psychology.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Battery Lighthouse

French horn.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Albert Einstein

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.