Bourbon Buff T-Shirts

'There's no administration costs, so all of it will go for bourbon.'

At Home with the Hard Boiled - "Hey Marsha how 'bout some bourbon..."

Deep dish bourbon

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Pirate

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Theorbo

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Of Mice and Men.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Somewhere in France

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Easter bunny Island.

The Bronze Age of Television

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Claudius Monteverdi.