Bordeaux Buff T-Shirts

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

A glass of red wine

Claret

Theorbo

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Be creative...!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'We'll take it!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

French horn.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Arturo Sandoval

Where Cream Ale comes from

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'