Bordeaux Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Baroque Peacock

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Diego Velasquez

Shakespeare Quote

Some Hamlet-based puns

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Lute

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Eugene Ionesco

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare reading.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Shakespeare

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'