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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Gentlmen's Club

'The Burrito King.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Antonio Vivaldi

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Davos

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"I didn't even get a balloon."

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Clown Hunting

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'It's her birthday!'

Balloon ski lift

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

The Joust

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Two women celebrating with champagne.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Drunken Dis-orderly