Bourbon Aficionado Gifts

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Gentlmen's Club

'The Burrito King.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Antonio Vivaldi

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Davos

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"I'm Baroque without you!"

"I didn't even get a balloon."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Clown Hunting

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'It's her birthday!'

Balloon ski lift

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

The Joust

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

Bee Mine