Bronze Enthusiast Gifts

Painting over tan lines.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

The Salivation army.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'