Bro Enthusiast Gifts

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He was a very good boy."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

"You're afraid of what?"

Soldiers' Ego

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Knight

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Man with many tattoos.

Really big bang

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

Surveillance.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'I'm cured!'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Arm and leg wrestling.