Bro Enthusiast Gifts

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He was a very good boy."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

Soldiers' Ego

"You're afraid of what?"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Knight

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Man with many tattoos.

Promises Kept

Really big bang

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'I'm cured!'

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Surveillance.

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

'What's the old saying...'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."