Big Brother Enthusiast Gifts

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The world of surveillance.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Your DNA is in the database.

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

To my future King.

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

A man playing with a baby