Big Brother Enthusiast Pillows

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Promises Kept

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The world of surveillance.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Your DNA is in the database.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

To my future King.

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

A man playing with a baby