Big Brother Buff Pillows

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?' (Guy talking about painting - girl looking up at CCTV).

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'It looks like our data.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Body Systems

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The passing of a radio/tv personality.