Big Brother Buffer Pillows

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Obsession with the Internet.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It looks like our data.'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

A man playing with a baby

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