Big Brother Buffer T-Shirts

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It looks like our data.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

A man playing with a baby

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'