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And the mating dance of the blue winged olives in the gloaming.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Obsession with the Internet.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Bees v Wasps

Praying Mantis.

'Where are you going?'

'D'you have any salt?'

Egg Buggy

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'