Big Brother Thinker Pillows

Big Brother

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Arthur Schopenhauer

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

The world of surveillance.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Illogic Tree

The Procrastinator

Reflected Glory

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Your DNA is in the database.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.