Big Brother Critic Pillows

Watching The Watchers.

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

The world of surveillance.

ID Cards For Life.

Your DNA is in the database.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

No Talent Agency

"Budget Cuts."

The COMPANY is always right.

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

NEW FALL LINEUP

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"We need to start listening to our customers."

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."