Broth Critic Pillows

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

The world of surveillance.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Budget Cuts."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Your DNA is in the database.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"We need to start listening to our customers."

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'

"I don't like it already."

'I've got a really important meeting today, so give me something that will get me so drunk no one will want to mess with me.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'