Broth Critic Gifts

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Peace on Earth

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

The world of surveillance.

The COMPANY is always right.

"Budget Cuts."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Your DNA is in the database.

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"We need to start listening to our customers."

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'

"I don't like it already."

'I've got a really important meeting today, so give me something that will get me so drunk no one will want to mess with me.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

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