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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The world of surveillance.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Illogic Tree

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

August Comte

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

Your DNA is in the database.