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'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'How is the water prepared?'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Climate Change Road

Chinese History: Redwash

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

The Procrastinator

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Illogic Tree

"Do you have a cure doctor?"