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"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

Drinkers.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Inkwell Genie.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Climate Change Road

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."