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Mirage guidance.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Toastquest!

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"Needs ketchup."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"