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'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

The Main Types of Cheese

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Off to see the world

Beer Order

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Time to do it in!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Do you want fries with that?"

Ice Cream Flavors

Souvenirs

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Freddie's water

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"It's been a stressful school year."

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

"Travel changed me."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"I didn't insult or hit you and I didn't fire you today. That's enough praise."