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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"It is my place!"

The lonely figure

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."