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"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Honest Vending

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Cures for the void.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer