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"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Holy Macaroni,

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Student Food Pyramid

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"You complete me."

Cures for the void.

"It's a map to the vending machines."