Nutrition Knowledge Seeker T-Shirts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Heart Disease Menu

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Friendly bacteria