Nutrition Aficionado T-Shirts

'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'

"Not only is my metabolism slowing down, but it's also starting to droop..."

'What I'd like to know is where the other two thirds of her actually went?'

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Queen of Quinoa

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Fitness guru.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'