Nutrition Aficionado T-Shirts

'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'

"Not only is my metabolism slowing down, but it's also starting to droop..."

'What I'd like to know is where the other two thirds of her actually went?'

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Fitness guru.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"