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'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Diet considerations.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Needs more kale.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."