Nutrition Fanatic T-Shirts

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

Attack of the 'health' foods

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Counting ribs

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Well, well, well...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Exercise Class

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."