Nutrition Fanatic Prints

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

Attack of the 'health' foods

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Counting ribs

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"