Feeding Fanatic Prints

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"You keep impeccable time."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Attack of the 'health' foods

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Now that's art!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Waiting staff

All You Can Eat

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."