Feeding Fanatic Gifts

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"You keep impeccable time."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Now that's art!"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Waiting staff

All You Can Eat

"Separate checks, please."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'