Fasting Fanatic Gifts

'No thanks, today's a fasting day.'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"