Feeding Frenzy Fanatic Gifts

"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"You keep impeccable time."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

A Friend in Need.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Now that's art!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"Separate checks, please."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'