Feed Frenzy Fan Gifts

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I'm working from home today."

Under pressure.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Tzatzikicicle

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Cat park"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Doggy-3D

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

Dog fetches dice

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'