Feeding Frenzies Fan Gifts

"We need a quieter can opener."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Cat park"

Tzatzikicicle

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Sushi Train Spotters

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

The Food of Shame.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Pop up hell

101 Placenta Recipes

"You're overfeeding that baby."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"You want a piece of this?!"