Feeding Frenzies Fan Prints

"We need a quieter can opener."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'So this is goodbye then!'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Cat park"

Tzatzikicicle

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

The Food of Shame.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Pop up hell

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

101 Placenta Recipes

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"You want a piece of this?!"