Food Frenzy Fan Prints

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'