Media Frenzy Follower Gifts

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Obsession with the Internet.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Like my new haircut?"

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

The Aging of Underwear

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

A cow with a Brazilian.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Flu Drugs.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"