Media Frenzy Follower Pillows

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Obsession with the Internet.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Like my new haircut?"

US election postal vote controversy

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

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The Aging of Underwear

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Dangerous Trumpism

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Flu Drugs.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

Lady imitating fashion