Media Buzz Lover Pillows

So you could have possibly supplied the happy couple with milk. What's your take on the upcoming 'Royal Wedding'?

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

Bumble Bee

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

'How fast can you hype?'

Presenter Auditions.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Is anything good on?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

The World's First Talking Dog,

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.