Fodder Fanatic Gifts

Agriculture Museum. Rice. Corn. Wheat, rice and corn were the first grains used to feed domesticated livestock. The founding fodders!

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Cheese

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Now that's art!"

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).