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Cheesemaker

Cheese

Cheese

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"He loves his leaf blower."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"What are you in for?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Tortured Plank

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"