Fondue Fanatic Gifts

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Food Pyramid, 1960

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"And that's how to make cheese fondue."

"It's fondue night!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Cheese

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

I love bathtime.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Black Truffles!

Cheese

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."